Remember when Tom Cruise tweaked out on Oprah and started jumping on her couch, screaming about that girl from Dawson’s Creek? Ironically, Top Gun could have served him well in that moment. Described as a “heady sedation,” the strong indica effects of Top Gun can propel you into a deep haze that’ll have you on a red-eye flight to a new reality.
“Didn’t we ride here on a cheetah? Dude, where’s the cheetah?”
Fuel your next adventure to White Castle with a strain bred from a three-way that would make Harold & Kumar proud. A result of crossing Lemonade, Gelato, and Wedding Cake, the effects of Cheetah Piss are as unique as its lineage. Coming on strong and fast, like the name suggests, Cheetah Piss can provide a sense of clarity and euphoria that may help fight mood swings stemming from depression and chronic fatigue. If you’re looking for a date-night strain, Cheetah Piss might be your golden ticket, as two of the top reported effects are arousal and increased sociability.
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Descending from one of Bob Marley’s favorite strains (Lamb’s Bread), Wonder Bread has the genetics that will keep both your mood and creativity at an all-time high. Known to aid the fight of stress and fatigue, one puff of Wonder Bread will have you singing, “Every little thing is gonna be alright.”
With its ability to keep you focused and energized, Green Crack is your perfect daytime Sativa. This strain has been reported to help with depression and the fatigue that pairs along with it. Known for its euphoric effect, Green Crack could make your days Always Sunny and have you understanding why Dennis and Dee love this stuff so much.
Although technically one of the more evenly balanced hybrid strains we offer, Kush Mintz likes to hang out on the more mellow side of town. Reported to provide relief from discomfort and worry, Kush Mintz could be your go-to strain to wind down in the evening. Likely to give you the munchies, this descendant of the legendary Bubba Kush will be the devil on your shoulder that convinces you to reactivate your DoorDash account after you swore it off for the third time this month.
“I feel like a slice of butter melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks…yeah”
One of the most well-known strain names in history, Seth Rogen and James Franco planted Pineapple Express into minds all over the world. If you’ve been searching for a Sativa to uplift you on a cloud of creativity, look no further than the ever-popular Pineapple Express. Keep a bev handy to combat the frequently reported cottonmouth, and you’ll be focused and clear-headed for hours.
A strain as fun as its name, Slurty is the perfect companion to traverse the caverns of chronic depression. Leaving the consumer with euphoria-filled giggles, Slurty can help calm the mind by bringing those racing, pessimistic thoughts to a halt. Leaning more on the indica side, don’t be surprised if your new-found zen is accompanied by a shoulder-dropping sense of relaxation.
I had two bowls for breakfast and one of them was cereal…
If your tolerance is fairly ~high~, Cereal Milk may be the perfect strain for the times you need to calmly focus on the tasks at hand. As a moderately balanced hybrid, Cereal Milk has been reported to provide a euphoric boost of energy in the mind without the racing heartbeat. If you like to express your creativity in a social setting, prepare by having your Wheaties and smoking them too.