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  • 33:1 CBD USDA Organic Tincture

    $59.95

    Experience natural wellness at its peak with our 33:1 CBD USDA Organic Tincture. This blend of cannabinoids is carefully crafted to provide balance and is derived from toxin-free, American-grown hemp. Choose The Hemp Doctor for a new standard of quality and purity.

    Each 30ml bottle contains 2,000mg of USDA Organic Full Spectrum CBD and less than 70mg of Delta 9 THC. Savor the Natural flavor of our CBD oil, or indulge in our scrumptious Mint Chocolate flavor.

    Results are highly individual. Start with the recommended dose and adjust at your pace and comfort level.

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    Sweet D9 Sample Bundle

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  • TOP GUN review

    Top Gun THCA Flower

    $39.95$79.95

    “ZA” Indoor Exotic, THCa 27.50% ♦ Indica

    Remember when Tom Cruise tweaked out on Oprah and started jumping on her couch, screaming about that girl from Dawson’s Creek? Ironically, Top Gun could have served him well in that moment. Described as a “heady sedation,” the strong indica effects of Top Gun can propel you into a deep haze that’ll have you on a red-eye flight to a new reality.

  • White Coconut Pie THCA Flower

    $69.95$124.95
  • CHEETAH PISS REVIEW

    Cheetah Piss THCA Flower

    $39.95$69.95

    Greenhouse Cultivated, THCa 26.45% ♦ Hybrid

    “Didn’t we ride here on a cheetah? Dude, where’s the cheetah?”

    Fuel your next adventure to White Castle with a strain bred from a three-way that would make Harold & Kumar proud. A result of crossing Lemonade, Gelato, and Wedding Cake, the effects of Cheetah Piss are as unique as its lineage. Coming on strong and fast, like the name suggests, Cheetah Piss can provide a sense of clarity and euphoria that may help fight mood swings stemming from depression and chronic fatigue. If you’re looking for a date-night strain, Cheetah Piss might be your golden ticket, as two of the top reported effects are arousal and increased sociability.

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    Edible Bundle

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    Indulge in The Hemp Doctor’s delectable edibles bundle, featuring our most sought-after treats. Savor the flavors and benefits of our premium gummies and the potent 225mg D9 Kayo Brownie. Enjoy a 25% savings compared to individual purchases. Plus, receive complimentary Hemp Doctor lanyards, lighter, and stickers with your order!*

    *while supplies last

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    Smokeable Bundle

    25% off Retail Value

    Experience the best of Kayo with The Hemp Doctor’s exclusive bundle for smokable enthusiasts. Dive into a curated selection of our top-selling products, designed for those who appreciate the finest in hemp enjoyment. Buy the bundle and save 25% compared to purchasing the products individually. Plus, receive complimentary Hemp Doctor stickers*, lanyards*, and a branded lighter with your purchase!*

    *while supplies last

  • WONDERBREAD review

    Wonder Bread THCA Flower

    $14.95$69.95

    “ZA” Indoor Exotic, THCa 27.65% ♦ Sativa Dominant Hybrid

    Descending from one of Bob Marley’s favorite strains (Lamb’s Bread), Wonder Bread has the genetics that will keep both your mood and creativity at an all-time high. Known to aid the fight of stress and fatigue, one puff of Wonder Bread will have you singing, “Every little thing is gonna be alright.”
  • Green Crack Review

    Green Crack THCA Flower

    $14.95$39.95

    Greenhouse Cultivated, THCa 26.72% ♦ Sativa

    With its ability to keep you focused and energized, Green Crack is your perfect daytime Sativa. This strain has been reported to help with depression and the fatigue that pairs along with it. Known for its euphoric effect, Green Crack could make your days Always Sunny and have you understanding why Dennis and Dee love this stuff so much.

  • KUSH MINTZ review

    Kush Mintz THCA Flower

    $39.95$69.95

    Greenhouse Cultivated, THCa 27.59% ♦ Hybrid

    Although technically one of the more evenly balanced hybrid strains we offer, Kush Mintz likes to hang out on the more mellow side of town. Reported to provide relief from discomfort and worry, Kush Mintz could be your go-to strain to wind down in the evening. Likely to give you the munchies, this descendant of the legendary Bubba Kush will be the devil on your shoulder that convinces you to reactivate your DoorDash account after you swore it off for the third time this month.

  • PINEAPPLE EXPRESS REVIEW

    Pineapple Express THCA Flower

    $39.95$79.95

    “ZA” Indoor Exotic, THCa 26.75% ♦ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

    “I feel like a slice of butter melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks…yeah”

    One of the most well-known strain names in history, Seth Rogen and James Franco planted Pineapple Express into minds all over the world. If you’ve been searching for a Sativa to uplift you on a cloud of creativity, look no further than the ever-popular Pineapple Express. Keep a bev handy to combat the frequently reported cottonmouth, and you’ll be focused and clear-headed for hours.

  • SLURTY PRODUCT REVIEW

    Slurty THCA Flower

    $14.95$69.95

    “ZA” Indoor Exotic, THCa 27.50% ♦ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

    #Slurt4Slurty

    A strain as fun as its name, Slurty is the perfect companion to traverse the caverns of chronic depression. Leaving the consumer with euphoria-filled giggles, Slurty can help calm the mind by bringing those racing, pessimistic thoughts to a halt. Leaning more on the indica side, don’t be surprised if your new-found zen is accompanied by a shoulder-dropping sense of relaxation.

  • CEREAL MILK review

    Cereal Milk THCA Flower

    $39.95$69.95

    Greenhouse Cultivated, THCa 25.17% ♦ Hybrid

    I had two bowls for breakfast and one of them was cereal… 

    If your tolerance is fairly ~high~, Cereal Milk may be the perfect strain for the times you need to calmly focus on the tasks at hand. As a moderately balanced hybrid, Cereal Milk has been reported to provide a euphoric boost of energy in the mind without the racing heartbeat. If you like to express your creativity in a social setting, prepare by having your Wheaties and smoking them too.